…in no particular order: fornication, rape, theft, depravity, murderer, and in the end he was killed by a man who caught him in bed with his wife. His pontificate became infamous for it’s alleged depravity, looking upon his new position as Pope only as a means of more fully indulging his depraved behavior. This bad little Pope refused to make the sign of the cross and invoked pagan gods when gambling. He enjoyed having sex around the Vatican’s most holy sites, such as the tombs of St. Peter and St. Paul. When not raping and humping, he enjoyed arbitrarily torturing and castrating cardinals, it’s good to be the king.

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